WHAT A BAD NYT

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled outa cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to findit, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be somematches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of thebedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of aframed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Isthis your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied,snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all,"she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded thebewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied,"That's me before the operation."