Tuesday, September 29, 2009

BECAREFUL 1

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, theguy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leanswith his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey,would you give me a blw job?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? Myparents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" Heasks grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?""Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" "No way. It'sjust too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?""No, no,and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?""No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you..." Out of the blue, the lighton the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas,hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go aheadand give him a blw job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she cancome down herself and do it But for God's sake tell him to take his handoff the intercom!"

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