BECAREFUL

The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying tothink of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and foundhis wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?""Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on hiswife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a fewminutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, theman went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there,the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. Heexclaimed, "Whatare you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointingat the bed, "You'll wake your mother"