UMONA

There was a guy who just got out of a really baddivorce with his wife.
One day, he found a genie's lamp.
The genie came out and said, "Hellomaster.
I will grant you three wishes but, whatever you wish for your wife gets double.
" The guy didn't like that part but he made a wishanyway.
For his first wish, he said, "Genie, I want a house in Hawaii."
POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two.
This didn't make him happy but, he made his second wish.
"Genie,I want2 billion dollars.
" POOF! He got two billion, hiswife four billion.
By now, this guy isn't very happy.
The genie says, "You have one wish left. Ihave to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double.
" The guy says, "Yeah,yeah. I know."
So the guy thinks real hard and says "I got it!Genie, beat me half to death!!"