LYK FATHER LYK SON

father and son are fishing in a boat and thefather reaches over to a cooler and pulls out abeer and starts drinking it. The son says, "Dad,can I have one?" And the father says, "Well, canyour dick reach around your leg and touch your asshole?" The son says, "Umm, no." So later on the father reaches over and pulls out a cigaretteand starts smoking it. The son says, "Dad, can Ihave one of those?" the father replies, "Can yourdick reach around your leg and touch your asshole?" The son says, "No." The father says,"Well too bad."
Later on they're driving down the road and they stop at a gas station. The father goes in and buys one hundred lotto tickets and gives his sonone. The father scratches off all ninety-nine ofthem and he's a loser! His son scratches off hisand he won ten million dollars! The father says,"Ok son, give me the ticket." the son replies, "Well, can your dick reach around your leg and touch your asshole?" The father says, "Yeah!" The son says, "Then Go Fuck Yourself! This MoneyIs Mine!!!”