When she walks away from you very mad
Follow her to comfort herMshaye,
she's trying to blackmail you ukuthi ungayitholi ikuku!!
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
Ask her yini, uyang'halela ?!!
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and dont let go
Put on ur All Star's um'trape!! Aze axolise
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
Mthuke ngo mawakhe, uthuliswe ubufebe!!
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
Hamba uyophuza, she will give YOU all the attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
Tell her 'tsek, there's a lot of fish in the sea!!
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
Mtshele ayogeza or athole a rich Nigerian to sponsor her, awusiye uTito Mboweni
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
Tell her akasiye umntwana kamawakho, angazokutetemela!!!
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
Ask her ' ubuyela ebufebeni futhi neh??'
When she's scared
Protect her
Mbambe ngenkawuza and tell her inkinga ikuphi ? !!!!!
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
Ask her ' Usudakiwe yini futhi?'
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it
Mshaye avuke esbhedlela. Sela ndini! Ufuna ukuyongithakatha!!
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
Be serious like a Zulu taxi driver and don't smile. Mtshele ayodlala nontanga bakhe!!
When she looks at you with doubt
treassure her, listen attentively
She thinks u r cheating. Start cheating coz when u do it she will never doubt u!!
When she says that she likes you
understand that she really does...more than you could understand
She wants money!!! Dump her quick! Isfebe!!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
Ufuna induku!! Mudle Boss!!
When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
Udakiwe futhi!! Umalale' spotini, mshaye!!
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
Tell anyone who cares to listen, spread it bhuti!
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
Tell her!! 'Yini wena, ungibona nginama&*%#'
When she misses you
make means to see her
Uyanya, kanti wena uzobabona nini omakhwapheni?
When you break her heart
feel bad cos u know the pain never really goes away
She deserves it. ISfebe!!
When she says its overit's over,
wish her luck and move on
Mtshele uyanya, it's not over until u say it's over, or that you were tired of her anyways!!
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