What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?
They both capture the moment!
A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left.
When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her ''Do you want a screw for that hinge?''
She looked back at him and said ''No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window.''
A young deaf-mute couple gets married. At first, they have sex with the lights on, in order to sign to each other.One day, the woman asks, "Can we try to make love with the lights off?"The man says, "OK, but how will you know when I want to make love?"The woman says, "Well, when you're in the mood, just shake my left breast once, and I'll know. If you don't want to, shake my right breast once."The man says, "All right. And if you want to make love to me, shake my penis once, if you do not want to make love to me, shake my penis about 50 times."
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