boring jokes

All Durbanites
Two fullaz from Chatsworth are driving through Wentworth (Main Road) when they get pulled over by traffic cop. The cop walks up and taps the window with his "Batten" .The driver rolls down the window and THUMMMMP!!!, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, " Hey, what kind & all with u man?"The cop answers, "You're in Wentworth, chaar laaitie. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."" The driver says, "I'm sorry saarge but I'm not from over here, I'm from da Chatsis."The cop runs a check on the guys license, and he's clean. He gives theguy his license back, walks around to the passengerside, and taps the window. The passenger rolls down the window andTHUMMMMP!!, the cop wacks him on the head with the "batten".The passenger asks, " What da hell & all saarge, what you carrying on so shell for?"The cop says, "Just making your wish come true guzzie." The passenger asks, " What you chooning about making my wish come true?"The cop says, "I know that 2k's down the road from here you're gonna say to your outie, "I wish that cop would've tried that sh*t with me, I would have blarry booted him!!!
The Inndeen(Indian) Family Tree
Meet the family and this what they do, Dad the bus driver is BUSDEO, he has a couple sons, the one ou is a carpet salesman his name is RUGNATH, his brother the drug addict is GAANJADEAN, the small ou is a boxer his name is CHINSAMY, his friend the astronaut is MOONSAMY, the neighbour that just got of jail for murder is MADURAY, and they bly next to the indian muslim girl who sits under the mango tree, her name is SHAIDA and her best friend who sits under the lemon tree is SOURTREE, but what they don't know is that the indian sniper GUNPATH is checking them out!!!
The Mixed Masala
Little Jaidan comes from school one day. "Mummy, am I an Indian like you or am I a coloured like dad?" Mum thinks that this is a question for her husband and tells Jaidan to ask his dad when he arrives home after work. When Dad arrives, Jaidan ran up to him, "Dad am I an Indian like Mom or a coloured like you?" "It does not matter if you are coloured or Indian. You are our child! Now why are you asking a question like that?" "I MUST know Dad. The neighbor wants to sell his bicycle for R200 and I don't know if I should bargain with him to bring down the price to R100, or if I should just wait till its dark and go steal the bike..




Phoenix SAPS
Ullo, is this the Phoenix SAPS?''Ya. What you want?''I'm calling to report my neighbor, VisvanathenMoonsamy! He is hiding dagga inside his firewood.' 'Ja...Thank you foryour copration and informashin in combating crime and violence, inour society sir..' The next day, the SAP descend on Viss' possie. Theysearch the braai Lapa where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they chopopen every piece of wood, but find no dagga. They shout and swear atVis and leave.
The phone rings at Viss' house.'Hey, Vis ! Did the SAPS come?''Ja!''Did they chop your firewood for the braaitonight?' '...ja....'
'Happy Birthday Bra! 'I'll bring the dops now.