Tuesday, July 14, 2009

QUIZ

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ** ** **(Passing requires 4 correct answers)** ** **

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?


**Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. **

**Check your answers below. **

**ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ**

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? **116 years**

2) Which country makes Panama hats? **Ecuador** **

3) >From which animal do we get cat gut? **Sheep and Horses**

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
**November **

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? **Squirrel fur **

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? **Dogs **

7) What was King George VI's first name? **Albert **

8) What color is a purple finch? **Crimson **

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? **New Zealand**

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
**Orange (of course) **

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

YOUNG LUV

YOUNG LOVE

Love is patient, Love is kind
And what our loves express is true
No amount of tragedy can tear
Or break the love I have for you.

Time has healed our mangy wounds
But has not erased the memory
But we’ll hold on, we’ll stay together.

Though we young and still learning
About ourselves, our world today
In my heart, I’ll always love you
And in my heart you’ll always stay.

As days go by, as time progress
We will change, mature and always grow
But as we grow, as we reminisce
There is one thing I will always know.

My love for you will never falter
Never cease, for it’s always true
With love comes patience, but it’s worth the wait
To share my ending love with YOU.



Written By: L .E MABHULA

Y?

Why? Why do we sleep during church, but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about bad things? Why are we so boredwhen we read a Christian magazine, but find it easy to look at a magazine of people? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly message, yet we forward the useless ones? Why are churches getting sm aller, but bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to forward this? Or are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll getlaughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. forward this as 'mature eyes only'. 80% of you wont forward this. The Lord Said: 'If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father'.

THIS IS ME




TAKE A LOKK AT MY PICs

Monday, June 1, 2009

Lets pray......
OUR KURT GEIGER WHO ART IN SPITZ,
HALLOWED BE THY CAVERLLA,
THY LACOSTE COME,
THY WILL BE WORN IN TOWNSHIP,
AS IT IS IN SANDTON,
GIVE US VERSAGE OUR DAILY WEAR &
4 GIVE US FOR BUYING PRO-ACTIONS,
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO BUY NO- NAME,
LEAD US NOT INTO BUYING FONG-KONGS,
BUT DELIVER US FROM PEP,
FOR THY IS THE Levi's
THE DIESEL AND THE NIKE
FOR EVER AND EVER BLACKLISTED.

Monday, May 25, 2009

GREETINGZ




OUR KIDZ

ABANTWANA BETHU!!!!
There was a young boy, who one day went to the neighbor’s house only to find the mother and father arguing very fiercely, insulting each other.
While standing there listening to the argument, the man said to his wife:
“Ya, vele uyisifebe”.
Unnoticed the boy left the scene and went home where he found his mother busy enza amadombolo namagwinya and asked her ” Mama, yini ISIFEBE??”,
and mother without paying much interest to the question quickly answered him and said
“Yilokhu engikwenzayo” (She was busy mixing dough for making amagwinya).
The next day on Sunday at the boy’s home, there was a society, so the mother told the boy to be quiet in his bedroom until the society is over,
If he needed something,
he should just slightly open the door and call her.
After a while in his bedroom, the boy finally felt hungry and slightly open the door.
“Psssss, Mama, Mama” all the people in the living room kept quiet and looked at the boy,
“Ake ungiphe izifetshana ezimbili nje kuphela ngizozidlela la ekamelweni”